If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s small tits. They are so useless it almost makes me want to vomit. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve fucked more small-titted bitches in my life than I care to remember, but that’s not because it was my preference. More like what I was stuck with at the time.

Anyway, you may be wondering what I find so special about big tits. Well, the main thing is the titty-fucking. There’s nothing quite as nice as lubing up a big, fat pair of tits then having the bitch slide up and down on your cock like she’s trying to sand down a piece of wood.

The key is to get them to push their tits together extremely tight. And it has to be lubed good. Don’t try to do that shit dry or you will end up with Indian rubber burn on your cock.

The other bonus in this technique is that her face is going to be nice and close to your cock for when the time comes you shoot your man-seed everywhere. You can easily push her the fuck off of you and blow the entire shot right over her face. You might have heard me say in the past that my speciality is to blow it in their hair. That really pisses them off.

Here’s the type of tits I like to fuck. (click her pic to see some movies, by the way)

Nice and real, yet still firm enough so that they don’t feel like tube socks filled with cherry Jello.

If you’re looking for a nice set of tits to fuck tonight, then make sure you check out Fling.com.

They have plenty of pictures you can view so you can find a nice set of chubby tits you slide your man-meat in and out of tonight! Tell them that Evil Dick sent ya! (that’s me)